porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
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