It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
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