Don't you send me to vm
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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