I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
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