i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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