According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
I feel like the only phrases I can clearly speak while drunk consist of: i'm fucking drunk, chug, and shots
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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