So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
Randomize
