it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
found the other keg... it's in the tree
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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