But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
I’m gonna stop you right there. The last time you had a “brilliant” idea, I woke up to my kitchen covered in flour and a javelin through my tv.
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