Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I'm passing your future prison.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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