I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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