I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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