So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
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