Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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