Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
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