Small penises have feelings too.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
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