who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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