porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
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