I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
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