we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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