so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Getting a high five from your dog when you're stoned is one the greatest rewards of being a pet owner.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
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