just got out of a noise viloation because the cop recognized my roomate as his favorite chipotle burrito roller. just another reason I love ritos
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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