I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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