Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
I'm taking a dump and eating a fortune cookie and it said "Force it to be successful"
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
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