On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
i just woke up with two martini umbrellas taped to my nipples... idk how they got there
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
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