Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
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