Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
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