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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
I'm on my "fiiiiirrrst" glass of wine- the quotes mean it's the last of the bottle- so I really need you to pick up your phone so we can talk about this
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
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