His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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