soooo we both peed the bed last night...
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
I arrived home at 7am wearing nothing but my underwear and a fedora. I ate half a dozen deviled eggs. Put Katy Perry on repeat. And cried myself to sleep. We cannot go out on Thursday anymore
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
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