East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
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