did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
i caught a guy at work today stealing condoms. i let him go when i realized that they were extra small.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
Randomize
