Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
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