Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
I'm going to get so drunk tonight, I actually feel bad about the 30 seconds of drunken awkward sex I'm going to have with one lucky fat chick.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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