Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
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