Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
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