your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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