the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
dude, I'm watching paul blart mall cop. I have better things to do than listen to you whine about your recent divorce.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
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