he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
Randomize