Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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