i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
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