All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
He just canceled. I got an amazing new dress and now he’s decided he’s spending the weekend with his family
In other news, there’s some rando in an expensive hotel bar who is going to get very lucky tonight because I love the way this dress makes my tits look. Want to help me find him?
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