What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
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