I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
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