Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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