Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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