i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
Come see our sink grown plant.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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