I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
ALERT: Turns out when I'm drunk I turn into a clepto. I just found keys, a ketchup bottle, and sweatshirt in my backpack that don't belong to me. If yours, come collect from me. I'm still drunk in the back of biology lecture.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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