You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
ALERT: Turns out when I'm drunk I turn into a clepto. I just found keys, a ketchup bottle, and sweatshirt in my backpack that don't belong to me. If yours, come collect from me. I'm still drunk in the back of biology lecture.
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
Randomize
