You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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