if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
Randomize
