Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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