What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
Randomize
