He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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