marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
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